Kayla Takes the Lamborghini Challenge
Everyone of us has experienced a bar game or two in our life. Typically, they are rigged, and winning is impossible. Well, what if you could play a similar sort of game with one of the world’s fastest vehicles? Furthermore, what if you could do that with a bikini-clad girl in the passenger seat? Okay, so you would probably not be able to concentrate on the game.Well let me be your candy man today my friends. That is exactly what is happening. The beautiful Kayla is told she can have a $100 bill if she can grab it from the dashboard. Seems easy enough, until you factor in the obvious… she is riding shotgun in a yellow Lamborghini. That makes things a little more difficult.
Why The Lamborghini is Problematic for Kayla
Remember friends, a Lamborghini is a beast on the road. They are built to be aerodynamic. They have drive trains that transfer power effortlessly, and they can go from 0 to 100 mph in under three seconds. Now, I know where you are headed. That might be plenty of time to grab a $100 bill from a dashboard in your opinion, but let me make a few poignant observations.
You are not wearing a leopard print bikini, and you don’t have legs for days so your postulating is irrelevant! Plus, she has one other obstacle that you don’t have. No, not those! I’m talking about her shoulder belt. You’ll likely be able to see that she does not take into account the fact that the shoulder belt might be a hindrance at first.
Yet, after generating a few Gs she takes notice. When she does figure it out, the driver pulls over and graciously helps her remove the pesky shoulder harness. Then, she tries a f
Yet, after generating a few Gs she takes notice. When she does figure it out, the driver pulls over and graciously helps her remove the pesky shoulder harness. Then, she tries a few more times unsuccessfully, before she finally grabs the money. Yep, that’s right, she wins.
Now if you were the barfly and this was your trick, you would be pretty mad, but you are not that person at all. You are a geeky Lamborghini owner, with a hot bikini blonde in your car. I’m sure you are okay with losing 100 bucks. Plus, let’s be honest, it’s not like they used gorilla glue or anything to secure the money to the dashboard. If you look closely you can see that they used simple electrical tape. You know that is probably the most unsticky substance in the world, unless it is used to wrap wire. Other than that, electrical tape is about the most useless bonding agent, particularly when it comes to securing money to the inside of a racing vehicle.
This is Not Kayla’s First Time in a Lamborghini
Yes you heard right, I consider the Lamborghini to be a race car more than a luxury sports car. If you look at the engine that generates 750 hp, you quickly understand my reasoning. I mean let’s be realistic here. I doubt the average car on the roadway generates anything close to that. Most of us are trying to get our four cylinder daily driver to keep going a little longer. The only reason you have one of these cars is to impress your friends, and hopefully end up like the guy in the post… driving around a pretty girl on a sunny afternoon praying to the gods above that you get to lose one hundred dollars.
Yet, before you get your hopes up, you have to realize that Kayla does this sort of thing for living. No no no my friends, get your mind out of the luxury sports gutter. She doesn’t go around gold digging guys for money on the fly. She is a model that has been used in all sorts of print and online advertising, particularly for the fashion and automobile industry. She is a success in her own right, having negotiated contracts with some of the best in the industry. This post only validates the point. I mean, she does grab the $100 after all. That’s pretty impressive. I bet you couldn’t do that in a bikini. Even if you could, I would not be caught dead in my Lamborghini with you dressed like that!