Dirty Car Window Art – Home-Made Masterpieces

Christopher Walken is a man of many talents: a gift actor, and incredible dancer, a music lover, and quite probably possessed of one of the most memorable faces in Hollywood. He may also be the second or third creepiest person in the entertainment industry—we’ll let him fight it out with Willem Defoe and John Malkovich for the top slot there.

And his name lends itself to wonderful puns, like this one. No sir, you will not be Walken. You’ll be a-drivin’, in grand style in your filthy Volvo wagon just the way God intended. Now if only you could find a little more cowbell . . .